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Chapter 1: The Last Order of the Night

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The GPS had been trying to kill Wang Lei for three years now.

He knew this the way a soldier knows his rifle or a chef knows his knife. The little blue line on his phone screen had a sick sense of humor. It loved sending him down alleyways too narrow for his scooter. It adored dead ends that weren't on any map. On good nights, it took him to the right building, just the wrong floor.

But tonight, it had outdone itself.

Wang Lei pulled his electric scooter to a stop at the mouth of an alley that didn't exist twenty minutes ago. He'd been driving this route for two years. Delivered noodles to the old woman on the corner at least forty times. Watched the same three stray cats fight over fish bones behind the convenience store. He knew every crack in the sidewalk, every broken streetlight, every pothole that could swallow a tire whole.

This alley was new.

The buildings on either side leaned toward each other like old men sharing a secret. Strings of red lanterns hung between them, unlit but swaying in a wind that didn't reach the street behind him. The pavement looked wet, though it hadn't rained in three days.

Wang Lei checked his phone. The blue dot pulsed right at the end of the alley. Address: 88 Taiping Lane, Apartment 4B.

He'd never heard of Taiping Lane.

"Package for Li Wei," he muttered, reading from the order screen. "One spicy hotpot base, extra numbing peppercorns, two servings of beef tripe, and a bottle of baijiu that costs more than my rent."

The pay was good. Three hundred yuan for a single delivery, plus a guaranteed tip if it arrived before midnight. That kind of money meant someone was desperate, or rich, or both. Wang Lei didn't care which. His landlord cared even less, and rent was due in five days.

He kicked down the scooter's stand and grabbed the insulated bag from the back. The bag was warm. The hotpot base was still bubbling, somehow. He'd picked it up from a restaurant that didn't have a sign, run by a woman with eyes that seemed to look through him rather than at him. She'd handed him the bag and said, "Don't stop. No matter what you hear."

People said weird things all the time. Wang Lei had learned not to ask questions.

He walked into the alley.

The sound of the street cut off behind him like a door slamming shut. No more traffic. No more distant music from the night market. Just the scuff of his sneakers on wet pavement and the drip-drip-drip of water from somewhere above.

The red lanterns stayed dark, but the buildings on either side began to change. Windows that had been dark flickered with candlelight. Shadows moved behind them, shapes that didn't match the people they should belong to. A woman's laugh echoed from somewhere above, too high, too sharp.

Wang Lei kept walking.

He'd learned early in this job that some things weren't worth investigating. The drunk who ordered noodles at 3 AM from a phone that had been disconnected for five years. The apartment number that didn't exist, but the food always disappeared from the doorstep anyway. The old man at 7E who paid in coins that had Emperor Qianlong's face on them.

This was just another weird delivery. The pay was good. The customer was waiting.

The alley dead-ended at a wall. No door. No gate. Just old brick, covered in peeling red paint and plastered with paper talismans that fluttered in the still air.

Wang Lei's phone buzzed. He looked down.

*Customer has updated delivery instructions. Please proceed to the entrance.*

The screen glitched. Lines of static crawled across the map, and the blue dot jumped to a location that wasn't on any street. Then the GPS voice, the one he'd heard ten thousand times, spoke a single sentence:

"You have arrived."

The wall opened.

It didn't slide or swing or crumble. One moment it was solid brick, and the next it was a doorway filled with light so bright Wang Lei had to shield his eyes. Warm air poured through, smelling of peaches and incense and something electric, like the moment before a thunderstorm.

His phone screen went black.

"Ah, hell no," Wang Lei said.

But his feet were already moving. Three hundred yuan. Rent in five days. The tip. He'd walked through worse. Once, he'd delivered to a funeral home at midnight and the corpse had sat up to sign for it. This was fine. This was just a door in a wall. Nothing weird about that.

He stepped through.

The light swallowed him whole.

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Wang Lei landed on his back, the insulated bag still clutched to his chest, the hotpot base miraculously unspilled. He lay there for a moment, staring up at a ceiling that wasn't a ceiling. Clouds moved overhead, shot through with veins of golden light. Columns of jade rose around him, carved with dragons that actually moved, their stone eyes tracking his fall.

"Delivery!"

The voice was a bellow, deep and annoyed. Wang Lei sat up and found himself surrounded by chaos.

He was in a sorting center. He recognized the setup immediately—the long tables, the stacks of packages, the workers moving between them with practiced efficiency. But this sorting center was the size of a football stadium, and every surface was either jade, gold, or carved from single blocks of crystal. Packages floated through the air on their own, stacking themselves by size and destination. Workers in matching red robes shouted orders at each other, their voices echoing off the impossible ceiling.

And standing over him, arms crossed, face the color of a storm cloud, was a man in an embroidered robe who looked like he'd been born angry.

"You're late," the man said.

Wang Lei checked his phone. Still dead. He checked his watch. 11:47 PM. He'd made it with thirteen minutes to spare.

"I'm early," he said.

"Early is late in the Heavenly Court." The man grabbed the insulated bag from his hands. "The Immortal Peach Banquet starts at midnight. The Kitchen God has been screaming for this hotpot base for three hours. Do you know what happens when the Kitchen God doesn't get his spicy broth?"

"I'm guessing it's not good."

"Correct. It's not good." The man ripped open the bag and sniffed the contents. His face softened, just slightly. "At least it's still hot. How did you manage that?"

Wang Lei stood up, brushing cloud dust off his jacket. "Insulated bag. Double-layered. Thermal reflective lining. Costs more than my scooter."

"Your what?"

"My—" Wang Lei stopped. He looked around the sorting center again. The floating packages. The jade columns with moving dragons. The workers in red robes who were definitely not human, their eyes glowing faintly gold, their movements too smooth to be natural.

"You're telling me this is heaven," he said.

"The Heavenly Court, yes." The man frowned at him. "Did no one explain your assignment?"

"My assignment was a delivery to 88 Taiping Lane. I don't deliver to heavens. I deliver to apartments. Sometimes offices. One time to a boat."

"You delivered to the Heavenly Court. The address changes based on who needs to find it." The man held out his hand. "I am Zhao Gongming, Minister of the Heavenly Distribution Bureau. You are our newest courier."

"I'm a delivery driver for Meituan."

"Not anymore."

Wang Lei looked at the packages stacked around him. Thousands of them. Maybe millions. They filled the sorting center from floor to ceiling, stacked in formations that defied gravity. He saw boxes labeled with characters he couldn't read, jars that glowed from within, scrolls tied with golden thread that hummed with energy.

"Where's my scooter?" he asked.

"Your what?"

"My scooter. Electric. White. Had a dent in the front from when I hit a pothole on Renmin Road."

Zhao Gongming blinked. "It's... in the arrivals courtyard. With the other earthly deliveries."

Wang Lei walked toward the exit. Or what he hoped was the exit. The sorting center seemed to stretch in all directions, its walls lost in clouds and golden light. But he'd learned to read buildings the way he read streets—find the flow, follow the movement, look for where people were going instead of where they were.

The workers in red robes parted around him. Some bowed. Others just stared. He ignored them all.

"Where are you going?" Zhao Gongming called after him.

"To get my scooter. Then I'm going home. I have another shift at 8 AM."

"You can't just leave. You've been conscripted."

Wang Lei kept walking. "I'm a civilian contractor. I have rights. Union protections. A contract that says I don't have to work in any location that doesn't have proper street addresses and working WiFi."

"This is heaven."

"Yeah, and I bet your delivery ratings are terrible."

He found the arrivals courtyard through a set of doors that opened onto a platform floating in empty sky. The courtyard was a flat expanse of white marble, surrounded by pillars that held up nothing. Packages materialized in bursts of light, landing in neat rows before being sorted by floating carts that moved with mechanical precision.

And there, parked between a crate of glowing peaches and a cage full of chirping birds, was his scooter.

It looked exactly the same. The dent in the front. The cracked mirror he'd been meaning to fix for six months. The sticker on the side that said "I Brake for Noodles." The battery light was green, which meant it still had charge. In heaven. Where nothing made sense.

Wang Lei walked over and swung his leg over the seat. The scooter hummed to life under him, its electric motor whirring with familiar comfort.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Gongming had followed him. He stood at the edge of the courtyard, his embroidered robes flapping in a wind that didn't touch anything else.

"Going home." Wang Lei pulled up his phone. Still dead. But he'd memorized the route back. Fourteen turns, two lefts through the alley, one right at the broken streetlight. Simple.

"You can't go back through the same door."

"Watch me."

He twisted the throttle. The scooter lurched forward, and Wang Lei aimed for the set of doors he'd come through. The Cloudy Gates, according to the gold lettering above them. He'd go back through the sorting center, find the alley, and never think about heaven again.

The doors slammed shut before he reached them.

Wang Lei skidded to a stop. The doors were solid jade now, thirty feet high, engraved with characters that burned with inner fire. No handles. No hinges. Just wall.

Zhao Gongming walked up beside him. "The Heavenly Court doesn't let people leave easily. Especially not people who've seen the sorting center."

"I didn't see anything. I delivered hotpot. That's all."

"You saw the packages. The distribution routes. The logistics." Zhao Gongming's voice softened, taking on an almost pleading tone. "We have a problem, Wang Lei. A serious one. The Immortal Peach Banquet is in thirteen minutes, and the peaches haven't arrived."

"So send someone to get them."

"We've sent everyone. Three couriers didn't come back. Two cultivators got eaten. One celestial general resigned and joined the demon sect."

Wang Lei stared at him. "You want me to deliver peaches. Through demon-infested territory."

"Your rating is 99.7% on-time delivery."

"That was in Chengdu. Chengdu doesn't have demons."

"It has traffic."

Wang Lei had no answer to that. He sat on his scooter
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