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Chapter 19: Chapter 19

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CHAPTER 19: The Immortal's Secret Side Hustle

The white void shimmered around Zhang as he pulled his hand back from the celestial sphere. The notification about the detected process still hung in the air, pulsing with an urgency that made his dead heart—or whatever passed for it in the afterlife—skip a beat.

*Investigate.* Right. That meant someone was coming.

Zhang's fingers flew across the interface, navigating through layers of cascading menus and subroutines that materialized before him like origami made of light. He needed to cover his tracks. The system was old, bloated with millennia of accumulated code and celestial patches. If there was one thing Zhang had learned in his mortal years of IT support, it was that old systems had blind spots.

He found one.

[SYSTEM COMMAND: Execute Purge Protocol Gamma-7]
[Target: Access Logs - User ID 7845-B]
[Timeframe: Last 15 Minutes]
[Status: Executing... Complete]

The notification about the detected process flickered and vanished. Zhang let out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding. But he wasn't done yet. He had Supervisor Hu's name. He had the record of the error that killed him. Now he needed evidence.

He searched the database for Clerk ID 2319.

[RECORD: Clerk ID 2319]
[Name: Li Ming]
[Status: Transferred - Department of Celestial Archives (Cycle 847, Day 123)]
[Notes: Exemplary service record. No disciplinary actions.]

Transferred. Of course. Hu had moved the responsible clerk to another department, probably to bury the evidence. But the archives were still accessible. And if Li Ming was still alive—or whatever passed for alive up here—he might have a story to tell.

Another notification popped up, but this one was different. It wasn't a system alert. It was a personal message.

[INCOMING MESSAGE: User ID 2319]
[Subject: You found me]

Zhang's blood ran cold. *Impossible.* He had just accessed the record. How could—

The message expanded automatically.

*"I've been waiting for someone to dig into Batch 374. Meet me in the Archive Repository, Section 7-F. Come alone. If Supervisor Hu finds out, we're both deleted."*

Zhang stared at the message. A trap? Probably. But if Li Ming was willing to talk, it might be his only chance to get the full story.

He closed the interface and stepped back from the celestial sphere. The white void dissolved around him, and he found himself standing in the hallway outside the Department of Mortal Affairs, exactly where he had been before his unauthorized trip to the Core Administrative Interface.

The door to the archives was at the end of the hall, guarded by a bored-looking immortal in a crumpled uniform. Zhang approached, his mind racing through possible excuses.

"Stop," the guard said, not looking up from the scroll he was reading. "Section 7-F is restricted. Authorized personnel only."

Zhang reached into his pocket and pulled out his jade token. "I have clearance. Senior Clerk Zhang Wei, Department of Mortal Affairs."

The guard finally looked up. His eyes narrowed. "That's a Tier 2 token. Section 7-F requires Tier 4."

"I'm on official business from Supervisor Hu." Zhang kept his voice steady. "He sent me to retrieve a file."

The guard snorted. "Hu never sends anyone. He comes himself."

*Damn.* Zhang had hoped the immortal would be too lazy to question a direct order. Time for Plan B.

"Look," Zhang said, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Between you and me, Hu's been acting strange lately. I think he's hiding something. And I think it's in Section 7-F."

The guard's expression flickered with interest. "What kind of something?"

"I don't know yet. But if I find it, and you helped me, there might be a promotion in it for both of us."

The guard studied him for a long moment, then shrugged. "Fine. But if Hu asks, you never saw me."

He stepped aside, and the door to the archives slid open with a groan of ancient machinery.

Section 7-F was a labyrinth of towering shelves filled with scrolls, tablets, and crystalline data shards. The air was thick with dust and the faint hum of stored information. Zhang made his way through the narrow aisles, following the directions embedded in Li Ming's message.

At the end of the seventh row, he found a small reading desk illuminated by a single floating orb of light. Behind the desk sat a nervous-looking immortal with thinning hair and a perpetual frown etched onto his face.

"You're Zhang Wei," the immortal said. It wasn't a question.

"Li Ming?"

The immortal nodded. "I've been watching the system logs since I was transferred. I knew someone would eventually find the error. I just didn't think it would take this long."

"How long has it been?"

"By mortal reckoning? About three years. But time moves differently here. You were in the reincarnation queue for six months before the error was discovered."

Six months. Zhang had been dead for six months before someone noticed he wasn't supposed to be. And in that time, Supervisor Hu had done nothing.

"Why did you agree to process my death?" Zhang asked, his voice cold.

Li Ming's face crumpled with guilt. "I didn't know it was an error. The system flagged your soul for reincarnation. I just entered the data. That's my job. I process thousands of souls every cycle. I don't check every single one for mistakes."

"But there was a mistake. And you knew about it."

"I found out later, when the system generated an error report. But by then, Supervisor Hu had already sealed the file. He told me to forget about it. Said it was a minor glitch that would be corrected in the next system update."

"And you believed him?"

Li Ming's laugh was bitter. "He's a Supervisor. I'm a Clerk. What was I supposed to do? File a formal complaint? Go over his head? You've been here long enough to know how that works. The system protects itself."

Zhang sat down across from him. "Then why contact me now?"

"Because I can't live with it." Li Ming's hands trembled as he reached into his robe and pulled out a data crystal. "I kept a copy of the original records. The ones that show Supervisor Hu personally modified the destiny queue to divert your soul into the error state."

Zhang took the crystal. It pulsed with a warm light, heavy with the weight of truth. "Why would he do that?"

"That's what I've been trying to figure out. And I think I found something." Li Ming leaned forward, his voice dropping to a whisper. "Check the Karmic Ledger for Cycle 847, Day 112. The day before the error occurred."

Zhang inserted the crystal into his jade token. A holographic display materialized, showing a complex web of karmic balances and destiny threads. He navigated to the specified date.

And then he saw it.

[KARMIC TRANSACTION: Cycle 847, Day 112]
[Source: Supervisor Hu - ID 2317]
[Recipient: Unknown Entity - ID [REDACTED]]
[Amount: 50,000 Positive Karma Units]
[Purpose: Debt Settlement]
[Status: Completed]

Zhang's breath caught. "He traded karma. Fifty thousand units. That's enough to buy a minor godhood."

"Exactly," Li Ming said. "And look at the recipient ID."

Zhang tried to access the redacted information, but the system blocked him. [Access Denied: Tier 8 Clearance Required]

"I can't see it."

"Neither can I. But I did some digging. That ID pattern matches an entity operating outside the Celestial Bureaucracy. Someone who isn't bound by the same rules."

Zhang's mind raced. Supervisor Hu, a mid-level bureaucrat in the Department of Mortal Affairs, had somehow acquired enough karma to pay off a debt to an entity outside the system. And to get that karma, he needed to create a deficit somewhere. A deficit that had to be filled by a soul.

Zhang's soul.

"He killed me to pay off a debt," Zhang said, the words tasting like ash.

Li Ming nodded slowly. "I think so. But I don't know who he owed, or why. That's where you come in."

"Me?"

"You're the victim. You have standing to file a formal grievance with the Celestial Oversight Committee. If you can prove Supervisor Hu tampered with the system, he'll face judgment. And you might get your life back."

Zhang stared at the crystal in his hand. A chance to return to the mortal world. To live again. But something nagged at him. "If the Oversight Committee is so powerful, why hasn't anyone noticed the system bugs? Why is the whole bureaucracy held together with divine paperclips?"

Li Ming's face paled. "Because... the committee doesn't know. The bugs are being hidden. By someone high up. Very high up."

"How high?"

Before Li Ming could answer, the archive doors slammed open. Heavy footsteps echoed through the rows of shelves.

"Someone's coming," Li Ming hissed. "Hide the crystal. If they find us together, we're both done for."

Zhang shoved the crystal into his robe just as a figure emerged from between the shelves. Supervisor Hu.

His face was a mask of cold fury. "Li Ming. I should have known."

"Supervisor Hu," Li Ming stammered. "I was just—"

"Saving your pathetic excuse for a soul?" Hu's eyes locked onto Zhang. "And you. The dead man who won't stay dead. I warned you, Zhang Wei. I told you to focus on your work."

"You killed me," Zhang said flatly.

"I corrected an administrative error. It happens every day. Thousands of souls are misplaced, misrouted, or simply deleted. You're not special."

"I have proof."

Hu's expression didn't change. "Do you?"

Zhang reached for the crystal, but his hand stopped mid-motion. The pocket was empty. He patted his robe frantically, but the crystal was gone.

"Looking for this?" Hu held up the data crystal, its light pulsing mockingly. "Did you really think I wouldn't notice someone accessing my personal records? I've been monitoring the system since the moment you arrived, Zhang Wei. I knew you'd find Li Ming eventually. I just let you do the work for me."

Li Ming's face went ashen. "You used me as bait."

"Of course I did. You were always too guilty to keep your mouth shut. Now, both of you are going to come with me. We're going to have a lovely chat about unauthorized system access, tampering with celestial records, and conspiracy to undermine the Heavenly Bureaucracy."

Hu snapped his fingers, and the archive walls began to dissolve into a void of swirling numbers. The floor beneath Zhang's feet turned to code, crumbling away into nothing.

And then Li Ming did something unexpected. He lunged at Hu, grabbing the data crystal from his hand.

"Run!" Li Ming shouted, his body already beginning to dissolve as the void consumed him. "Take the crystal! Expose him!"

The crystal flew through the air, spinning end over end. Zhang caught it just as the floor beneath him gave way completely.

He fell.

Fell through an infinite sea of code, through layers of reality and bureaucracy, past the departments of mortal affairs and immortal oversight, past the archives and the administrative cores, falling, falling, falling until—

He landed hard on a cold marble floor.

Zhang groaned, pushing himself upright. He was in a vast hall filled with towering statues of ancient immortals. The ceiling was lost in darkness above, and the only light
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